| Bryan “Birdman” Williams, one of the founders | | | | beyond extravagant it is ridiculous. I just think it would |
| of Cash Money Records gave his friend and | | | | be hilarious to blow a million dollars on one car. I would |
| associate, rapper Lil’ Wayne one million dollars in | | | | put some of the sickest aftermarket car parts on this |
| cash, suitably stacked in a briefcase, for his 26th | | | | thing it would be crazy. |
| birthday. That got me thinking, what would I do if I had | | | | 3) I would buy and then run it into the ground. I |
| one million dollars cash to spend. The rule is that I | | | | would make the writers and editors sign a contract |
| would have to spend it, no investing or giving it away | | | | that would not allow them to write about music for at |
| to family or charities allowed. Here is what I came up | | | | least one year. That way people will be forced to find |
| with: | | | | out about music themselves and not just hop on |
| 1) A half million dollar house. Why not a million | | | | whatever band Pitchforkmedia says is cool. |
| dollar house you ask? Well, the other half a million | | | | 4) An expensive painting. I don’t know |
| would go into pimping out the house with | | | | which one or by what artist but how cool would it be |
| state-of-the-art everything: Private movie theater room | | | | to look at the painting on your wall and think “that |
| with a projector screen and top of the line surround | | | | painting on my wall is one million dollars condensed.” |
| sound; modern art-deco furniture and lighting; swimming | | | | I think it would be cool. |
| pool and hot tub; game room with old arcade games, | | | | 5) Illegal drugs. I set up an operation with the |
| pinball machines and a bar…you get the idea. | | | | city police to buy a bunch of drugs off the street and |
| 2) A Bugatti Veyron. One of the most | | | | then dispose of them all. See, I’m not completely |
| expensive cars on the market, a Bugatti Veyron is | | | | selfish. |